- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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