Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

how man

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

360 NO SCOPE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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