what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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