What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Pickles are powerful

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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