- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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