Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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