a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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