How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Connor is homosexuaI

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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