A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why? Why not?

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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