What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Daniel is a fag

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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