why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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