- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are red.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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