a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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