justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Patriarchy.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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your life

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Your Mom

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A cat playing laser tag.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Anti Joke

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