- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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