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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is the name of the car? What

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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