- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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