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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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