- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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