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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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