What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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silver bullet?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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