- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

scraggle is in you pillow case

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do I hate? people

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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