- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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