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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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