Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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