how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What black and has children A black man

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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