- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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