-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

a chinese man pays the full price

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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