- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Jeff

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I walk into a bar...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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