- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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