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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

You dropped something.... Yo lip

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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