What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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