Two women were sitting quietly.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I C U P White stuff

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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