- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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