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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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