What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A jew enters a mall.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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