James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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