- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did the man die? He was old.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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