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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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