- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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