Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Men

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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