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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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