- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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