- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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