What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

they told me not to write here but i did

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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