a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Turkeys are obese

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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