what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Racial equality.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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