- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A penis walks into a bar..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Women's rights.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

The New York Giants

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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