How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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