a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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