yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What happened to the fish? It drowned

the power to turn magnetism into light

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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