- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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