- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Jersey Shore.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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