Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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it was all Tagart

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Jesus Christ

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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