What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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