- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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