How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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