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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why? Why not?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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