What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

knock knock who's there? hope

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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