- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??