- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Robin, get in the car, please.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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