An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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