What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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