Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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