- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Sixty... eight

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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