Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A Chinese man fails a math test

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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