- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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