- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

karn chevalier

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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