How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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