- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Jimmy Saville

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Tony Romo

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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