Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

ever tried african food? they neither

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Prostitution is bad.......

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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