What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Justin's life

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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