- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

PIED NINNY!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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