How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Everybody will die

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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