- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

White men's rights

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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