- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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