- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Guess what? Bananas

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??