- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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