Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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