- Anti Joke

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.