- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

tim has no humor

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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