If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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