- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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