why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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women's rights

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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