Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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