- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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