- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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