- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

read me write me

An orphan falls off a cliff.

tim has no humor

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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