Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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haha

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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