Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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tim has no humor

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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