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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

so today i took a poop. hehe

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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