- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Tim likes girls

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

my mind's eye?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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