- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What is the name of the car? What

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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