- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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