- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What comes after 69? 70

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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