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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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