- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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