Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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save me from the nothing ive become

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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