What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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black people swimming

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats funny? Your face.

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