- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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