How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

The Qur'an

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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